|List O' shitty movies
||[Oct. 25th, 2006|10:41 am]
Rollerball - I want my two hours back!|
Summer Catch - I think a cup of warm piss could've acted better than anyone in that movie
House of the Dead - this movie could have been made better by a five year old off of his ritalin. Uwe Boll sucks and will box you if you don't like his movies.
Bats - fromage anyone?
Baby Geniuses - My little brother wanted to see it. I am stunned Jon Voight was in the sequel, but he's always in crappy movies
Battlefield Earth - yes, 1000+ year old planes can be flown by cavemen.
The third and fourth Batman Movies - directed by Joel Shittymoviemaker
Any Police Academy movie - The first one was ok, but the rest were cruel and unusual punishment
No Hold Barred - maybe if they had a monkey, this movie would have been better
Phantoms - Ok, Afleck was Dabomb in Phantoms, but Phantoms was a bomb!
Jawbreaker - this was no Mean Girls
Idle Hands - Jessica Alba was in this but that doesn't make it good
Back to the Beach - What the hell? Fishbone was in this movie?
Meet the Deedles - I wish I didn't
The Stepford Wives (2004) - made no sense whatsoever
Gremlins 2 : the new batch - Bad
The Animal - Badder
Eight-legged freaks - might have been bette if they called it Arac-Attack
The Country Bears - Didn't like them when I went to disney, loathe them on the big screen
Boxing Helena - This has nothing to do with boxing
Even Cowgirls get the blues - so did I after seeing this load of doo-doo
A dirty Shame - I will never understand or like John Waters, Serial Mom was cool though...
Look who's Talking 3 - not that the other two were gems, but this make brain hurt
Robocop 3 - same coment as Look who's talking 3
I'm sure there are many, many more, but I'm not wasting anymore time on this...